What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 10:46
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?